In no way is this related to Paradox.
This page (OffTopic) isn't directly related to Red Alert 3: Paradox, neither the game nor the lore.
However, it deserves to be on the wiki for other reasons, such as discussion, comic relief or community activity. The rules are listed on the specific pages, but generally they're mostly for relaxing. Still, adhere to the Paradox Wiki Rules, and have fun on your time off!